(Hello there! Are you ready for a spicy adventure?)
(My name is Casanova and I simply LOVE chasing girls.)
(You're probably wondering who this beautiful brunette is.)
(Well, I've just met her so I don't know much about her myself.)
(See, I was quietly enjoying a drink at this nice biker bar.)
(That's when she approached me and asked for a light.)
(We started talking. Now she asks me what's my greatest passion.)
(How should I answer?)
(Once again, I'm at the biker bar.)
(You already know who this beautiful brunette is.)
(Just like before, she asks me about my greatest passion.)
(What should I answer this time?)
WOMEN
You're a real flirt, aren't you?
MONEY
Are you greedy?
CARS
Really? And are you a good driver?
That's right.
I was chasing girls since I was eight.
Seriously? Weren't you a bit too young for that?
It's never too early to start making your dream come true.
And what is your dream?
To steal a kiss from every chick in existence.
That's quite an ambitious goal.
I'm an ambitious guy.
Definitely.
And what's your dream, sweetheart?
To become the best street racer in the world.
So you have a need for speed?
Yes. I'm a thrill seeker.
Me too.
Very good. I've been trained by the best.
Interesting... Would you like to take part in a street race?
Of course!
Then come with me.
I'll introduce you to some of my friends.
Not greedy, no. I just need cash to achieve my biggest dream.
(-)
I think it's time we got to know each other better.
What do you want to know about me?'
For starters, what's your zodiac sign?
I didn't expect such a question.
Why's that?
Who would have thought that a tough-as-nails street racer may be interested in astrology.
Well, I am, and so I are my friends.
Your friends? Are you talking about that hot blonde and the sexy redhead?
Yeah. If you were here with one of them, they would be asking the same question.
If you say so...
So tell me... What's your sign?
(Help me out! What IS my sign?)
LIBRA
So your element is air... Not good.
SCORPIO
So your element is water... Not good.
LEO
So your element is fire... That's good!
Why is It not good?
My element is fire, so we're not compatible
Not compatible? What do you mean?
I'm Sagittarius. That means we can become good friends...
...but we'll never form a lasting relationship.
Who's talking about a relationship?
What are you saying? You don't want to be my boyfriend?
Then I must have misunderstood you.
Anyway, I need to go. It's getting late.
Let me drive you home.
How? You don't have your car with you, remember?
Oh, that's right. So maybe you'll drive ME home?
Some other time. I'm in a hurry.
In a hurry? Where?
To meet a guy who, unlike you, knows what he wants.
Are you mad at me or something?
Come to your own conclusions.
Farewell, Casanova!
(She leaves the bar.)
(I think I messed up.)
(I'm afraid I'll have to start over.)
(Let's turn back the hands of time.)
Why is It good?
My element is fire as well, so we're compatible
Compatible? In what way?
I'm Sagittarius. That means we can become close friends.
How close?
VERY close, if you know what I mean.
Then I guess we should go out for a date.
Cool! Where will you take me?
I was thinking we could go...
(Where should I go with the girl?)
TO THE MOVIES
That's a fantastic idea!
TO THE DISCO
I'm not sure that's a good idea.
TO A RESTAURANT
Which one?
Then it's decided.
But first, let's go to your place.
My place? What for?
It's been a long day...
I'll give you a relaxing massage.
Sounds pleasant.
Then what are we waiting for? Come on!
(We leave the bar and drive to her apartment.)
(Once we get there, the fun part begins...)
Why? You don't like to dance?
I love to dance.
It's just that I'll be jealous of you.
There are always many pretty girls at such places.
At this point in our relationship, I'd rather have you all for myself.
I was thinking about that new Italian place they opened downtown.
Oh, I can't go there. I don't eat meat.
Really? I could never resist a tasty lasagna for example...
I could. That's just the way I am.
You'll have to accept that if we are to form a lasting relationship.
Girls, this is Casanova.
Wow, he's handsome!
Yeah! Quite a hottie!
It's going to be fun racing him, won't it?
Gals, I'd like nothing more than to ride with you...
...but I'm afraid I don't have my car with me.
See, I took a bus to get here.
That's not a problem.
It's not?
Not at all. You can drive my car.
Don't listen to her! Use MY car instead.
They don't know what they're talking about, Casanova.
My car is the fastest.
Ladies, there's no need to fight.
I've already made up my mind. I'll ride with...
(Whose car should I use?)
Well, you've asked for it, Casanova!
That's right! We're going to beat you to the finish line.
We'll see about that, girls...
(I get into the car with the brunette.)
THE BRUNETTE'S CAR
(Are you sure that's the right choice?)
NO
YES
I've already made up my mind. I'll ride with the brunette.
It's going to be a difficult race, Casanova.
We'll have to work real hard to win it.
That doesn't sound encouraging.
Don't worry. I know a secret route.
A secret route?
Yes. If you follow my instructions closely, we'll get to the finish line quickly.
All right, so what should I do?
As soon as the race starts, you need to go straight.
Then you have to turn left.
Afterwards, you need to turn right.
When you reach another intersection, turn left.
Then you have to go straight.
Afterwards, you need to turn left.
When you reach another intersection, go straight.
And that's it. Can you repeat what I just said?
I think so...
Then go ahead.
As soon as the race starts, I need to...
TURN LEFT
Then I have to...
GO STRAIGHT
TURN RIGHT
Afterwards I need to...
When I reach another intersection, I should...
Exactly! Good job!
No, that's not right at all!
I'll tell you again but you need to listen closely this time.
THE BLONDE'S CAR
I've already made up my mind. I'll ride with the blonde.
As soon as the race starts, you need to turn right.
Then you have to turn right.
Afterwards, you need to go straight.
When you reach another intersection, turn right.
THE REDHEAD'S CAR
I've already made up my mind. I'll ride with the redhead.
As soon as the race starts, you need to turn left.
Are you ready to begin the race?
I was born ready!
Then push the pedal to the metal!
(The race is, as expected, long and perilous.)
(However, thanks to the brunette's pointers, I manage to cross the finish line first.)
(I get into the car with the blonde.)
(However, thanks to the blonde's pointers, I manage to cross the finish line first.)
(I get into the car with the redhead.)
(However, thanks to the redhead's pointers, I manage to cross the finish line first.)
We won, Casanova! I'm so happy I could kiss you!
Then why don't you?
Ha ha! Stop it, you flirt...
Anyway, you really have some sweet driving skills.
That doesn't matter.
I'd never finish first without your help.
One way or another, we got the gold trophy.
I'd say that calls for a celebration.
May I buy you a drink?
A drink would be great, sure.
Then let's go!
(We drive to the bar.)
Your friends? Are you talking about that hot brunette and the sexy redhead?
So your element is water... That's good!
So your element is fire... Not good.
My element is water, so we're not compatible.
I'm Pisces. That means we can become good friends...
My element is water as well, so we're compatible.
I'm Pisces. That means we can become close friends.
I'm not a big fan of cinema.
That's weird. I thought everyone likes watching movies.
Not me. I hate how fake everything is up there on the screen.
Take romantic comedies for example.
The actors only PRETEND they have feelings for each other.
That's not how it's going to be in our relationship, is it?
Your friends? Are you talking about that hot brunette and the sexy blonde?
So your element is air... That's good!
My element is air, so we're not compatible.
I'm Gemini. That means we can become good friends...
My element is air as well, so we're compatible.
I'm Gemini. That means we can become close friends.
(I think I was doing it too slow. The girl is not impressed.)
(I'll have to do better than that.)
(I think I was doing it too fast. The girl is not impressed.)
(I did great! The girl is very pleased.)
(She has an appetite for more than just a massage now...)
(Still not good enough. I should massage her faster.)
(Something tells me I won't get another shot at this.)
(Still not good enough. I should massage her slower.)
(I failed. The girl is not in the mood for love anymore.)
(If only I was massaging her a little faster...)
(If only I was massaging her a little slower...)
(Soon afterwards...)
Oh, Casanova... You're the best!
With you by my side, I feel I could win any race!
But we're not racing now, are we?
No, of course not. We can take our time.
That's what I wanted to hear!
You see, while on the road, I'm a real speed demon...
...but in the bedroom, I like to take things slow.
That's very nice. After all, you know what they say...
Nice guys finish last!
(And that's how my story ends.)
(Or rather, how it CAN end...)
(I wonder what would have happened if I made different choices along the way.)
(I guess I should see for myself...)
